Phrixus
Creature of the Night
I will cute you to DEATH! =^_^=
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Post by Phrixus on Feb 17, 2008 18:37:59 GMT -5
(This is intended to be a light-hearted action thread for anyone interested in a good fight with some good humour)
The pale and slender fingers of a bright blue eyed vampiress poked over rows of clothing in a store not far from The Lounge. Her golden hair was done up in rollers and the rest of her covered in a small silken white bath robe. The first time she'd done this there were complaints and she was nearly kicked out of the store, but the service girls there learned quickly is was easier to let Phrix do whatever it was she wanted than to upset her as she had a tendency to get very crazy, very quickly.
Her normal style was sun dresses and doll dresses and really any sort of dress, but tonight she was going to a part of the city she'd not yet hung around and wanted to try and make a different first impression. Her rouge lips pursed, cheeks flushed and eyes glinted as they caught a glimps of the outfit that was surely just what she needed. She turned on her barefoot heals towards the girls behind the counter and pointed back at it, "There, that who outift, take if off the manakin please, I'd like to buy it."
Not more than a few moments later Phrixus trompt out the glass doors in shiney purple heals, black leather pants a size smaller than her normal zero and a glittery purple halter that sprinkled it's shimmers at her feet as she walked. Her hair, now out of it's rollers, fell softly on her shoulders in loose curls that covered slightly pointed ears. If only her sire could see her then, actually walking with some grace as she entered The Lounge and struted her stuff to the bar ordering a fruity drink with all the lush and fluff they had behind the counter. Nothing said bad ass like umbrella drinks.
She sipped it slowly, turning herself around and leaning on the counter to peer out at the others gathered in this place. It was interesting, she liked it, it certainly wasn't like any of the other pubs she'd been in around the city. The vampires that gathered her were little different than she'd yet met as well and she liked that, she liked different. No better way to make new friends than to dance though and so with a grin she abandoned her drink and struted towards the dance floor to shake her money maker.
She didn't mind dancing alone, starting with simple twisting and swaying, bending down to slide her hands from her ankles back up to her hips and further up until her hands rolled in motion with her waist above her head. But then the booze kicked in and she was feeling a little more risky, the vampiress saw a more open space and decided to kick it old school. First the running man, then the catapillar, grabing her ankle and jumping over it, the sprinkler, the shopping cart and before she knew it she'd done every classless joke of a dance move she'd ever learned. And... she'd worked up quite a sweat, which didn't go well with leather pants. Suddenly her one size to small pants felt three sizes too small and with being hot and tired and... she was so over the pants.
Her eyes scanned the room for something she could use as a new pair of bottoms, a nice table cloth that could make for an impromtu skirt, anything. She couldn't even find a nice curtain or bath towel in the ladies room. It would mean only one thing. She was gonna have to jack someone up for their pants. One unlucky vampire was about to duel for their skivvies. Pulling a small dagger off a wall the vampiress starting roaming around the crowds with a growl and a threat in her voice. "Alright, somebody better give me their pants!"
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Seppuku
Creature of the Night
The Shy One
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Post by Seppuku on Feb 17, 2008 21:06:02 GMT -5
With a halfhearted sigh, Seppuku slumped back in the large, leather chair, closing his eyes as he felt the alcohol rush to his head. Cracking his eyes open once more, he stared down at the papers sprawled across the desk as he reached for his glass, which to his dismay, was empty. He had already gone through two bottles of bloodwine and half a bottle of vodka. Now, he wondered where said bottle was. “Mr. Bear…” he grumbled. Down at the main part of the Lounge, the small, pink rabbit doll had been emptying any and every bottle of alcohol, mumbling something along the lines of ‘master doesn’t need this or master doesn’t need that’. Of course, it wasn’t his alcohol to be distributing all over the floor. Suddenly, the flow of expensive liquid had ceased and the culprit and removed himself from hiding, jumping up onto the bar counter and peering over to the dance floor. ”Oh my! Mr. Bear must tell master of girl-creature wanting people’s pants!”Mr. Bear made his way back to his master’s room as quickly as his little, stubby legs could carry him. Upon reaching the door, he jumped up, latching onto the doorknob and pushed the door open. ”Master! Mr. Bear has newsy news!”, he shouted, hoping down and running over to glomp Seppuku’s leg. “What is it now?” he grimaced, lifting the rabbit by his ears and holding him away as he stood up from the chair. ”There is a girl-creature threatening people for their pants!” “Have you been drinking the rest of my vodka?” Seppuku wrinkled his nose, dropping the rabbit onto the floor. ”Nu?” Mr. Bear placed his paws together in mock innocence, earning him a kick across the room. “I’m going to get something to drink,” he muttered, walking out of his room and towards the public area of the Lounge. Mr. Bear followed close behind, leaping up onto his master’s back and resting on his shoulder. ”See! See! Mr. Bear was right!”Seppuku turned his gaze over to the woman who seemed to be causing problems. She wanted someone’s pants. He scratched his chin, “That’s a new one.” He smirked, walking over towards the woman, still keeping a good distance between them. “You want someone’s pants, eh?” he folded his arms behind his back, playing the with the hem of his black, silk shirt as his alcohol induced guttermind thought of many odd ways to get someone’s pants. Without warning, Mr. Bear crawled down from the man, using his long, black hair as leverage. He bounced over to the woman, tapping her on the leg as he was only about a foot and half tall. ”Greetings. Mr. Bear wants to know why you need pants?”
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Phrixus
Creature of the Night
I will cute you to DEATH! =^_^=
Posts: 8
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Post by Phrixus on Feb 17, 2008 22:34:02 GMT -5
With the mood of The Lounge and the secret spy music she was singing to herself, swinging her knife around on a mission to get some pants, she was really getting into the crazies. Phrix didn't even notice at first the little pink thing poking at her leg as it was common considering Stubby, her 3ft ball of pink knubbelchen, was normally at her side anyway. But it wasn't Stubby because Stubby hardly did more than stuff his face, drool and shout incoherent ramblings. This creature used real words and structured sentences. It broke her out of her crazy trance.
”Greetings. Mr. Bear wants to know why you need pants?”
She blinked and tilted her head to the side with confusion. Not wanting to be rude or ignorant however, she played it off quickly as if she simply had an itch or an earring caught in her hair. Perfectly natural for a bunny-creature-thing to tap a gal on the leg and ask her questions. "Well, uh, you... aside from being nearly immobile and stuck in this awful hunched over position as if hunting wild boar in the jungle, my ankles are turning blue and I haven't been able to feel my crotch at all for an hour. Which means if I have to go to the bathroom they'll be no stopping me. So does Mr. Bear happen to have a spare pair of pants because if so lead the way or... or, I don't care if you're cute, I'll stick yez!"
Phrix waved the dagger around the things head rather threateningly, not noticing the guy it had arrived on until the dagger slipped from her hands and flew past his head. Not missing a beat beyond a moment of wide eyed realization she had been disarmed by her own clumsiness, the vampiress did a few summer sault across the floor to grab the knife back up and erect herself back into hunched over threating stance. This time with a rip in her rear. "OFF WITH YOUR PANTS! Or... or.. I'll cut your hair so short you'll be able to try out for a boy band. Don't test me, look at my nails! They're perfectly manicured which can only mean I know my way around a nail file mister." She nodded assertively whilst stuffing napkins into the back of her pants to hide her misdated days of the week undies.
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Illema
Creature of the Night
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Post by Illema on Feb 18, 2008 0:17:38 GMT -5
Illema walked silently down the street, her hair bouncing to her movement. Twas a boring night for her in Ravenblack, she had settled in nicely to her new apartment and the humans who live on the same block as her do their best to keep out of her way. Most were elderly and some were just bums mooching off the rooms for what they're worth. They didnt bother Illema because she knew she could rip their faces off if need be. In fact, after moving she felt quite free.. Isabel had settled in among the many plants and flower pots Illema grew herself. Every room had a few plants in it and the kitchen held most of her experiments.
Upon passing a large window, she noticed a woman flipping about.. with a weapon in her hand! Now, Illema wanted to know what the fuss was about with her since the vampiress could tell that the girl was also a vampire. Illema took a few steps back and faced the door. She opened it slowly and peered inside, she was witnessing the woman demanding pants... why did she need pants? Wasn't she wearing any? Illema thought the scene before her was all too funny... and after looking towards the ground it just got better.
"Well well, Good evening Mr Bear."
Illema squatted down to the toy bear's eye level and gave him a small poke on his belly. If the cute little bear was here.. perhaps a certain stoic, self-obsessed fem-boy was too. They haven't met up since she had moved from his place, heck, she doubted they'd even want to see each other again after the commodities they endured together. Be it fighting against dangers or fighting each other.
"Care to.. give me an update on whats happening?" Illema asked the small bear as she looked up to the woman stuffing her pants.
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Seppuku
Creature of the Night
The Shy One
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Post by Seppuku on Feb 18, 2008 2:12:19 GMT -5
Mr. Bear stared up at the woman, inclining his head like a curious puppy. Before he could answer, his attention went quickly to the dagger flying through the air, barely missing Seppuku’s head. Seppuku stepped aside, watching the woman carefully as she took up her weapon again. “My pants…” he shook his head slowly, glancing down at his attire. He didn’t want to give up his pants, they were comfortable and, somewhat, stylish. He looked back up at the vampiress and grinned, “But I like my pants.” Without warning, his claws extended slowly in response to her aggressiveness. The alcohol Mr. Bear had been pouring out was slowly, but surely running into the middle of the floor. Seppuku glanced over to the puddle, noting the location so that he could avoid it. “I’m sure we can kill a nice human for their pants, ne? Wouldn’t want any half-naked vampires running around in my mother’s place, ya know…” he laughed nervously, knowing that Chiru probably wouldn’t want guests being scared off in such a manner. Mr. Bear looked over to Illema as she approached him. ”She wants someone’s pants. OOOOOOO!! Mr. Bear thinks you should give her yours!” he jumped up and down, clapping his paws together. Yes, Illema was female, as was the young woman looking for pants. Perfect match! Hey! Girl with ripped pants! Mr. Bear has found you replacement pair, yes he did!” Seppuku glanced over to Mr. Bear, then to the girl behind him. ‘Illema…’ he narrowed his eyes at her. He and the young vampriess had sort of a love/hate relationship, and so soon after meeting too. He returned his attention back to the more, violent woman and smiled.
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Post by Ebony Moon on Feb 18, 2008 3:43:17 GMT -5
Ebony had been sitting in the corner watching all that was going on inside the bar area. She took notice to the cute blonde that was at the bar looking tough but at the same time wondered why she was wearing leather pants that seemed to small for her. Ebony knowing from her own experience with leather pants that this might take a wrong turn. She took a drink of her Jack Daniels which essentially emptied her glass so she poured herself another drink from the bottle that she had at the table, just then she saw the cute little blonde throw her knife and barely miss Seppuku. She let out a slight gasp at the sight of this because she loved him as if he was her father and essentially he would be one day because of Reese, when she thought of Reese, Sepp, and their wonderful she had to smile. Ebony watched as the girl gained her weapon again and with shock noticed the rip in her leather pants. She shook her head on this because she knew that something not so kind out happen to this poor girl, even if it was to embarrass her. Ebony looked closer and realized that she had never formally met this girl but she looked familiar…if she was correct she was a reporter at the opposing paper that Ebony worked at…BC News.
Ebony had just gone shopping earlier that day to work out some of her frustrations, because shop therapy can sometimes be the best therapy and she was as pro….Ebony always thought that she should be a personal shopper for others, but she decided to take up reporting and helping Sepp’s brother with his day care. Ebony looked at the girl closer as she was stuffing her pants with napkins for some reason…the girl looked to be about a size 0 which was very close to Ebony’s size since she sat between a size 0 and size 1 depending on the clothing. She stood up and tired Kestrel’s leash to the table and petting her on the head as she as she said “It’s okay love, momma will be back in a couple seconds.” Ebony slipped out to her car and searched through her bags as she thought about the girl inside The Lounge. Ebony thought she had seen the girl in dresses often so she found a cute purple baby doll dress with black leggings which would look really cute with the purple heels that she was already wearing. Ebony decided to grab a pair of black wide leg dress pants that she bought for work to also give as an option because it would look so cute with her purple top. She put both options into a shopping bag and headed back into The Lounge. She walked over to get Kestrel so the poor tiger cub wasn’t scared and thought that Ebony had left her.
Ebony walked over to the blonde piress that was still stuffing her pants with napkins with the shopping bag and tiger cub in hand. She smiled at Seppuku…“Hello Sepp sweetie.” She turned her attention back to the piress and addressed her while being kind and compassionate towards her.
“Hello, my name is Ebony Moon and I couldn’t help but notice the unfortunate situation that you currently happen to be in. I would like to lend my hand in assisting you in this time…”
Ebony showed her the bag of clothing that she had brought in from the car and smiled.
“I actually went shopping today so I have clean clothes available for you to use so you can be comfortable here. Please feel free to take both outfits if you need and you can change right over there.’
Ebony points towards the restroom in one of the other corners of the bar. She smiled at this girl as she handed her the shopping bag of clothes.
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Phrixus
Creature of the Night
I will cute you to DEATH! =^_^=
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Post by Phrixus on Feb 18, 2008 18:23:34 GMT -5
Suddenly the small crowd of weirdos turned into a large crowd of weirdos and Phrixus began to feel quite enclosed. Both ladies seemed more concerned with the long haired hippie than herself, but from what she could see they had good reason. He was a good looking fellow who carried himself well and likely to have crowds of girls giggling behind him everyone he went. Single boys were hard to find in this city after all, but intellegent single boys who carried themselves nicely.. well that was a diamond in the rough. She was sorry that one of these four creatures was gonna have to get hurt though, cuz Phrix had already done her crazy dance and wasn't about to waste a perfectly good knife on thin air.
In her head she drew straws. Mr. bear was too cute to get jacked up and Mr.Stud Muffin was too pretty. The one girl was too far away and the other... ah she was just right. Phrix smirked and smiled and giggled up a storm as the gal that went by Ebony brought her an arrangement of cloths. How splended. Phrixus just kept on smiling, not speaking, until her happiness spilled into manical cackling and the vampiress had to take a moment to clear her throat and compose herself once again. Thinking on a whim she opened her mouth and took on a horrible russian accent that was obviously fake and began to wave her dagger around at Ebony.
"U'ore awfurring displeases meh. In muh corntray, dis means waur. In MY corntray, ou's juss sayes to meh dat ou's hood like to dou'el. I'ill toss der knife and we'oul pick ow'our weepins togetha! OU'ILL BLEEEEEED!"
She tossed her head back and cackled more, hoping for a good fight. She didn't even care about her pants anymore, in fact, she began to mock flex her body in ways that caused her pants to rip right off and fall to the floor revealing her little white cotton Monday undies. Tossing a leg up on a near by table and doing lunges while snarling at Ebony, sqauting down low and then kicking her legs out into the spilts before bringing them back in and standing up again, cartwheels and things of that natures. She hoped Ebony was scurrrrred. Rar.
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Post by Ebony Moon on Feb 18, 2008 18:59:14 GMT -5
Ebony was a little taken back by this girls sudden anger and will to fight her. She was never much of a fighter and she hated having to use her magick for duels but knew that it wasn't much use when the girl started lunging and flipping around her like she was trying to show off. Ebony really wouldn't back down to a duel but really hoped that it wouldn't become that.
She bent over to pick up Kestrel and turned to Sepp. "Seppuku dear, will you please hold on to Kestrel so she doesn't get hurt or maybe take her to Chiru's office so she is completely out of the way."
She turned back to the girl. "I am not sure what has happened but I can assure you that I am just trying to help you out. I never wanted to cause any disdain between us and I really do not think this is the place to fight. Please lets have a seat and have a little talk. What is your name, if I may ask?"
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Seppuku
Creature of the Night
The Shy One
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Post by Seppuku on Feb 18, 2008 22:59:34 GMT -5
Seppuku looked between all three women, beaming with delight. He was always one for watching women fight one another, but for pants? With an amused laugh, he walked over to one of the nearby tables and sat down, observing the scene before him. Mr. Bear had quietly made his way over to Seppuku and crawled into his lap, sitting obediently on his knee. ”Mr. Bear is excited! Master, shall we make bets?” he asked, glancing over his shoulder. Seppuku grinned, petting the doll on his head, “We’ll see… Not sure if Ebony’s going to fight her or not, of course… the other woman seems to insist.”
He wasn’t expecting Ebony to show up, and with her little kitty-cat. Seppuku wrinkled his nose as he stared down at the creature handed to him, “Ah, sure…” He took the tiger cub in his hands, holding it out in a disgusted manner. He wasn’t too fond of cats, only if he were eating them. “Here,” he grunted, sitting the tiger down on Mr. Bear. “Take care of it,” he added.
With the cat out of the way, he focused on the girls in front of him. The one in need of pants, was now… half-naked? Seppuku blinked, “Oh dear…” His gaze shifted over to Ebony and Illema, wondering if they’d give up their pants to the pant-less drunk woman, who was now faking a Russian accent, waving her dagger about. Mr. Bear peeked out from under the tiger, ”Mr. Bear wants to see some action! Like with the girl-creatures on the… what’s it called? TP! Yes, when they are wrestling in the mud! Mr. Bear likes that, yes he does!” Seppuku popped the rabbit on the head, “It’s TV, dumbass.”
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Illema
Creature of the Night
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Post by Illema on Feb 19, 2008 0:32:35 GMT -5
"Mr Bear! What?! Let go of me you stupid rabbit!" Illema huffed as she was released from the toy's grasp, but was suddenly pulled into a frenzy of a situation. She was definately NOT going to give up her pants for anyone! She had more dignity than that! As she was about to boot the rabbit square in the butt, he released the grip he had on her. She looked over to the woman who was continuing to make a large scene in public.
With that, another girl had entered the scene bearing bags of clothes with a tiger cub at her heel. She sent Seppuku her greetings and offered the crazed woman a pair of pants she had bought. Illema watched on in awe as the drunk girl began cussing and demanding the pants in a fake accent. This made the druidess laugh, and she shook her head. Then, the polite woman suddenly dumped the tiger cub on Seppuku, who seemed disgusted by it. Illema snickered at this and watched him then dump the cub on the rabbit.
Illema sank away a little while the woman was confronting the drunk girl. She didn't quite know what to do in this situation and so she simply sat down at the same table as Seppuku, opposite him.
"Hmm.. you sure do know a lot of girls in this city." Illema snickered to him, watching the scene unfold before them. If a fight was to break out, Illema would surely want to witness it.. Heck, she was in the mood for participating!
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Phrixus
Creature of the Night
I will cute you to DEATH! =^_^=
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Post by Phrixus on Feb 20, 2008 18:04:53 GMT -5
"Talk? *long dramatic pause filled with lots of UTTER confusion* Talk!?!?" Phrixus turned her head to the side, with no one standing there, and made jestures to someone no one else would could see about how silly the notion of talking was to her. "Who talks out their problems?" She turned back to Ebony with a look of indignancy. "Sissies. That's who. And I ain't no sissy, but you must be and do you know whats we do to sissies dearheart?" Phrixus turned her attention back to her side, where still no one stood and nodded in agreement. "Yes, that's right. We beat them up and steal their lunch money."
Phrixus picked up a near by bottle, near meaning she ran to the bar counter and grabbed one before running back to where she previously stood a bit exasperated, and smashed it onto her own forehead holding a firm grib on it's handle. The clear contents ran down her face mixed with the blood from cuts the broken glass had caused, but now with a new weapon the vampires advanced on Ebony with the jagged bottle's end out stretched in her grasp. Once close enough, which meant very close, she lifted her chin and sliced open her own neck while taking in as much air as her lungs could hold. As soon as the bottle had ripped open the front of her throat, Phrixus held her nose and clentched her mouth shut, blowing with all her might the air from her lungs. The results where so perfect, she herself could not even predict them. Pounds of blood and mucus and bile and things she could not name from memory had spewn from her throat onto Ebony and the surrounding areas behind her at least a good five feet.
"That was... beautiful.", she spattered, wrapping her neck up quickly with the shirt off another's back who did not dare demand it back. "I'll have to thank Smilner later for teaching me that one." Phrixus bowed and took a seat under the table with Mr.Bear hoping the two would become friends, because she really liked him. "What would you rate that, honestly? I mean, I thought it was a 10, but I'm biased. YOUR MOVE EBONY!" And she cackled a mighty cackle whilst dialing 119 on her telephone.
Mysterious Vampire: Hello? What's your vampiric emergency? Phrixus: Yes, I've sliced my own neck open for a good cause, but I need a healer to come and patch it up for me so I can be a little more mobile a little more quickly. Bring some spare blood too if you can, I've lost a lot. Mysterious Vampire: Add it to your tab? Phrixus: Yes please, thank you. I'm at The Lounge, if you've someone in the area send them on down. Most should be able to recognize me by now. -click-
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Enid Black
Creature of the Night
Forever Hero Of The Moment
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Post by Enid Black on Feb 20, 2008 21:54:07 GMT -5
Enid sat at her desk bored out of her freaking skull. Her chin in her left hand, her elbow on her desk, she spun in half circles in her chair. Her other hand held rolled a pencil across the desk. The job was just so boring. Since she was a temp, the office never sent her on any excursions. It was so lame. Enid needed the money horribly, though. Power and quest costs were kicking her ass. She took the job hoping to find a little excitement and all she got was a cute outfit and endless boredom.
She stared at the computer screen in front of her and watched anonymous emergencies blink on her screen and the status of the VEMS(Vampire Emergency Medical System). Male vampire, 210 yrs old, shot with GS to torpor- Pick up for temp care until family can collect for rest. Female Vampire, 40 years old, male assailant- HW and run, wound care, send necromancer.
More and more, names scrolled on her screen. It WAS kinda interesting. Enid stared at the pretty colors and grew lost in thought. Fantasies rolled in her head about a Holy Water and run. She imagined the skin peeling away from muscles, the smell of holy water that burned vampire flesh. Screaming and screaming.....*ring* Screaming....*RING*
Enid shook her head, was the phone ringing? She looked over at the ancient device that rang annoyingly at her. Blinking lights begged to be pressed. God, the place could have at least given her a headset. Bastards. It was probably her boss telling her to take her mandatory feeding break. They only called to give her shit. They never gave her an assignment. Tiredly, Enid picked up the receiver and flatly spoke, "Hello? What's your vampiric emergency?" The response on the line came from a small sounding female, probably a young one. "Yes, I've sliced my own neck open for a good cause, but I need a healer to come and patch it up for me so I can be a little more mobile a little more quickly. Bring some spare blood too if you can, I've lost a lot." She grew excited. They actually patched a call through to her! Enid didn't hesitate, she didn’t care if it was intentional to send the call to her or not. She responded with a smile in her voice, "Add it to your tab?" The small voice said, "Yes please, thank you. I'm at The Lounge, if you've someone in the area send them on down. Most should be able to recognize me by now."
-click-
She was so excited! Enid double clicked her screen with the recent call logged, and a pop up screen asked her to enter her name and password. The establishment wanted to keep things as anonymous as possible, only granting access to those who needed the information. Enid entered her information:
Login: TEMP-EBLACK Password: THUNDERCUNT
Enid snickered as she pressed ENTER. She was glad she could pick her own password. She loved making up new words. That one was her favorite. If anyone tried to claim responsibility for that word, she would kill them. Every time she heard someone use that word, she immediately told them "I made that word up! COPYWRITED! YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS, BITCHES!" before she laughed hysterically.
The file came up with the name D'DARY, PHRIXUS TLALOC Enid did a double take. Holy Christ. Phrixus slit her own throat? What a weirdo. What a catastrophe. What a coincidence! She scrolled through the information and saw which vehicle was going to obtain her. A Necromancer and extra blood was going to be transported also.
Enid straightened out her cute dark blue VEMT(Vampire Emergency Medical Technician) uniform top. She loved the little yellow patches; she even had a name tag printed on sticky paper for her! It said Hello, my name is TEMP-EBLACK VEMT. It was adhered to her left breast pocket in full view to anyone who questioned her credibility. She stood up and smoothed out her Black Dickies that made her ass look fabulous and grabbed her emergency bag filled with cool stuff she had no idea what was used for. Silver Sulfadiazine? Plyetheline glycol? Meclizine? Clonazepam? Epinephrine? "OoOooO!" Enid squealed. Morphine! That was one drug she DID recognize. It came it two forms, injectable and extended release tabs. Enid pocketed a few of the tabs before preparing an injection for herself. She pulled as much med out of the ampoule that she could. She remembered watching TV shows where they flicked the syringe. She did that, not knowing what the purpose was for. It made her look cool, like she knew what she was doing. Enid pulled her Dickies down just a bit and stabbed the large needle into the top of her ass by her hip. She depressed the plunger and tossed the needle on the desk making her way out the door to the garage. VEMS Vehicle number 6 was idling near by; a very sexy VEMT male was loading up the back of the vehicle with a cooler. Enid smiled. She was glad there would be beer for her trip. As Enid made goo-goo eyes at her hot co-worker stocking up supplies with rippling biceps and a well muscled back, a necromancer bumped into her. "Watch it, Girlie. Some of us have jobs to do." What a prick, Enid thought. She was horrified when she saw that he was the necromancer for the job she was on. Thank God, that he was so arrogant he insisted on sitting in the front seat. She would much rather have the back to herself with Mr. Dreamy who offered his hand in marria....er...to help her get into the back of the ambulance. Enid sat on the gurney as Mr. Hotness closed the door. They soon took off for The Lounge which was very close by. Enid felt very euphoric due to the tons of morphine coursing through her veins which caused her to babble to Mr. Hot-Hot who's name was in fact, Connor, about life and unlife and how sexy his ass was. Enid rifled through the cooler looking for a beer, disappointed only to see large bags of blood. She wasn’t very thirsty at the moment and Phrixus definitely needed it more than she did. The sirens blared in her head, Enid blared in the back; screaming an imitation of the siren she so very well emulated.
They arrived abruptly. The necromancer and his arrogance instructed Enid and Connor to be the first responders. They were to stabilize the patient and bring her back to the vehicle for healing and transfusion. "Right-O!" Enid exclaimed as she fell not-so-gracefully out of the ambulance. She picked herself right up, not noticing or feeling the gash on her elbow. All was good in Enid-Land. All. Was. Good. Now it was time for Enid to make Phrix-Land a better and happier place, though she was unsure if she could, since Phrix owned that disgusting, pink, fat, man bear pig thing called Stubby or Knubby or whatever. He drained all happiness and vibrancy out of anyone's life. No wonder Phrix tried to kill herself, Enid thought.
Her boots clicked on the floor and she swung her black bag back and forth as she entered the building with HotStuff Connor. Enid saw a bodily-fluid covered Ebony Moon. She looked pissed, or maybe the clumps of mucous distorted her face so she only LOOKED mad. Enid shrugged. Whatever. She was here to do her jorb. Enid hazily walked up to Phrixus who was pant less and said, "You look a hot mess. Wants some helps?" Enid wondered if Phrixus would recognize her in her new uniform or if she would even be surprised. She had not told her BFF of her latest job. It wasn’t the highlight of her unlife. Enid waited for a response, she was not about to touch someone as crazy as Phrixus without her permission; she was, after all wearing Monday Undies when it was CLEARLY Wednesday.....Crazy.
-Enid Black ~Smilner's Childe Phrixus' BFF TEMP-EBLACK VEMT
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Seppuku
Creature of the Night
The Shy One
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Post by Seppuku on Feb 21, 2008 4:15:31 GMT -5
Seppuku glanced over to Illema as she sat across from him, speaking of how he must know a lot of girls in the city. Honestly, he really didn’t know many people, and that didn’t really matter to him. He was like his sire in not caring much for power in those he knew. Yes, he knew of a lot of people in the city, but, most of the time, they would remain as acquaintances. In the end, he just shrugged it off and returned his attention back to the fight scene, well… what is supposed to be a fight scene, as Ebony wasn’t really participating.
What happened next was very unexpected, but highly entertaining. The pants-less woman had slit her own throat, spewing blood and other fluids, in attempt to rile Ebony up. Excellent! Seppuku leaned against the table, shaking with laughter. He liked Ebony, but this was just too good. Gory humor, the best kind! The whole time this was going on, Mr. Bear took to jumping up and down on Seppuku’s knee, clapping his paws together with glee.
”Mr. Bear approves!! Yes he does!!”
While jumping, the pink rabbit had fallen off his master’s knee and landed, face first, on the floor. As the woman took a seat under the table, Mr. Bear scurried after her. ”Mr. Bear is amazed by such art of intimidation! Girl-creature must show Mr. Bear how to do it. He must learn how to spill his fluff into people’s faces so he can go ‘RAWR I AM MR. BEAR! FEAR MR. BEAR, YES YOU DO! GAHAHAHAHA!’ Girl-creature see what Mr. Bear is talking about?” Mr. Bear hopped to the side as another woman entered the Lounge, assuming she was there to tend to the vampiress’ self-inflicted neck wound.
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Post by Ebony Moon on Feb 21, 2008 13:42:58 GMT -5
Ebony really didn't want to fight this woman because that was not in her nature especially now that she had opted to have her second soul taken from her until she could gain control of herself. She was trying to stay as calm as she could because she still had a lot to prove to those around her that mattered the most and with her beloved's father watching the fight in his grandmother's place...she had to try her best to keep her cool. Ebony was very weary of the other woman and watched every move that she made...then she was astonished as to what happened next....
This woman, thought was loosing her mind when she saw her break a bottle on her head. Ebony watched as the blood ran down her face while she didn't have a care in the world. She was swinging the bottle around and was advancing towards Ebony. Ebony would take small steps back as to try and stay a certain distance away...she really didn't want to explain any new wounds and scars to Reese. The closer the woman got to her, the more it was starting to upset her... Why won't she back of and just relax...there are several here that can help her if she would take the time to stop this craziness. Ebony started to tense up and glow a brilliant white light as if it was the sun...she had lost her fire ablilities when the other soul was temperaily removed but she was still testing out what she had left for cases just like these.
Ebony noticed that the girl would back off until she then put the broken bottle to her own throat after she took a deep breath...what was to happen next surprised the hell out of Ebony in to a somewhat pissed off state of shock. Ebony was drenched in this woman's bodily fluids...blood, bile, mucus, and whatever else that could possibly come out of one vampire. She looked down to see how bad it really looked....she looked like she had slaughtered an entire town because there was blood everywhere...on top of that she was disgustingly dirty and her new clothes were ruined.
Ebony started to glow brighter the more upset she got...She closed her eyes to try and calm herself as an energy ball started to form in each hand when the woman spoke again.
"That was... beautiful.", she spattered, wrapping her neck up quickly with the shirt off another's back who did not dare demand it back. "I'll have to thank Smilner later for teaching me that one." Phrixus bowed and took a seat under the table with Mr.Bear hoping the two would become friends, because she really liked him. "What would you rate that, honestly? I mean, I thought it was a 10, but I'm biased."
Ebony opened her eyes and glared at the other woman with disgust. "What the hell is your malfunction? Why do you want to fight so damn bad? And to answer your question...I would have called that about a 6...I think you could have had a little more heighth and distance to your spewage. I mean seriously..it could have gone further and splattered a little more....I'm quite disappointed *then standing taller and giving a grin as the energy balls grow bigger in her hands, then acting a little cocky* but I will give you props on the attempt."
Ebony looked at the cut on the other woman and she wanted to heal her to get her to stop bleeding but she thought that since she wanted to fight her so bad that it would be this girls opportunity for a cheap shot at her. When the woman shouted "YOUR MOVE EBONY!"...Ebony threw the two energy balls at to woman while she was talking with Seppuku's little bear thing. She aimed high to ensure that she wouldn't hurt the pink ball of fluff. Just after she had thrown the energy balls the VEMT's came rushing in the door. She stood up straight watching what was going on...she lifted her hand to wipe off some of the blood and crap. Then she sat down at a near by table waiting for the VEMT's to clear out so everything could calm down. Ebony worked on her breathing to calm herself down because she didn't want to fight and felt bad that she threw the energy balls when she was egged on by this woman. She sat in the chair watching her, studying her, wondering how could she help this woman.
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Enid Black
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Post by Enid Black on Feb 21, 2008 14:39:50 GMT -5
Enid Black looked around the establishment and her gaze came across a tiny pink thing near her. Enid hated pets. She hated small things and she definately hated them anywhere near her. Enid scooted closer to her crazy, BFF trying to avoid the demon pet. "uh, Phrix? What the FUCK is that thing near my boot?" Enid grew nervous as she tried to shoo the talking bunny away. She hoped it was just a mild hallucination from the morphine she stabbed in her juicy ass earlier but the closer it got, the more she doubted that. It was then Enid realized this whole place was a goddamned petting zoo. Animals, pets, companions; Everywhere. What WAS this place?! It was horrible! Enid began to hyperventilate. She didnt need the air by any means, but it felt nice to have air swish in and out of her lungs rapidly. "What....*breathe* The....*Breathe* FUCK?..."
Enid wheezed.
-Enid Black Smilner's Childe TEMP-EBLACK VEMT Hater of All Things Cute and Fluffy.
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Phrixus
Creature of the Night
I will cute you to DEATH! =^_^=
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Post by Phrixus on Feb 22, 2008 19:48:29 GMT -5
”Mr. Bear is amazed by such art of intimidation! Girl-creature must show Mr. Bear how to do it. He must learn how to spill his fluff into people’s faces so he can go ‘RAWR I AM MR. BEAR! FEAR MR. BEAR, YES YOU DO! GAHAHAHAHA!’ Girl-creature see what Mr. Bear is talking about?” Phrixus nodded with excitement because Mr.Bear was excited and she was getting pretty pumped herself. "Yes, I see. I can certainly teach you how to make self mutilation cool and not in that horrible depressing emo way." And speaking of horrible and depressingly emo, Phrix turned her attention to the on coming VEMS officer and spat her gum from her mouth wince she saw who it was. None other than Emo Enid Black here to mess everything up she was so sure.
"Well hellllllooooo Enid, pleasure to see you as always. (But she didn't mean that) I see you got yourself a job, I'm so happy for you! (only because she hated when Enid's broke ass tried to borrow money from her) That outfit makes you look so big and strong and cool. (If by that she meant fat and dorky, which she did.) Who would've thunk my one and only BFF would be coming here to rescue me! (and to think, she thought she'd been rid of her long ago, damn.)" Phrix was about to smother Enid with hugs and kisses whilst being treated when out of the corner of her eye she saw somethin'a brewing in Ebony's personal space.
It was strange to her that in this place vampires, or whatever she was, had these unreasonably irrational powers of being able to create energy balls from thin air. How amazing. Phrixus was rather new to the undead world however, and had not fully dived into the abilities that someone who is undead might have. Phrixus concentrated very hard and just as Ebony tossed the energy balls at her she lifted her hands and froze them mid-air then casually got up and walked over to them and flicked them with her fingers to send them smashing to bits at her feet. She huffed a hauty huff and smirked her evilest smirk at Ebony. "How's that for crazy, unheard of powers in a common duel? I guess anyone can do magic if they can think up the ways in their crazy little heads and I'll say it first, I'm crazy enough. You must be out of your damn mind yourself to use something like that on me. And here I thought we were being creative. Crazy works well enough for me though. Better than a good ol' fashion kicking and scratching... if you're a sissy."
Phrixus tossed her head back then to laugh, but because she'd sliced her throat just moments before it literally fell backwards and hung that way. She was forced to then hold her head in place with her hands as she spoke. "I'm not a sissy though and I've told you that before. If you're not willing to get your hands dirty get out of my sight. I don't fight cowards who have to resort to silly things like energy balls. If I wanted to diddle around with magic and dragons I'd go play with the kitty people that often run around places like these. I came to play with the big kids however and that most certainly isn't you."
Phrixus then turned on her heals and went back under the table so Enid and her could hang out for a while as Enid had the goods. She dug around in her bag with one hand, the other holding her head up. "Oh hey, you've got morphine! Gimmie! (she always got along better with Enid when they were sharing drugs) You got any creams or some string and neddle, I need something to patch up my neck. Mr.Bear would you like some morphine? I think it'll help bring out your fearless evil side..." She smiled at Mr.Bear and looked up at Seppuku to wink because she had a feeling it wouldn't help with anything, but she was curious as to the effects it might have on the thing.
"Excuse me you handsome devil you, you never shared your name with me and I was wondering.. what is this thing that travels with you that calls himself Mr.Bear?"
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Seppuku
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Post by Seppuku on Feb 23, 2008 0:47:37 GMT -5
Energy balls? Now, things like that could damage the Lounge, thus possibly upsetting Chiru. Not a good thing when you plan on dating someone in her line. At least they weren’t made of fire, as he was somewhat afraid of the element. He shook his head slowly; standing up from his chair and looking down to watch the two vampiresses. All the while, Mr. Bear had been jumping up and down excitedly upon hearing the woman voice her opinion on teaching him how to self-mutilate in the… non-emo way. Of course, the rabbit had no clue what emo was, but he didn’t care. All he could do now, is sing “Get Naked” by Methods of Mayhem while doing the moonwalk around the two women.
”[…] Mr.Bear would you like some morphine? I think it'll help bring out your fearless evil side...”
Mr. Bear stopped dead in his tracks, staring up at Phrixus with large, black eyes that sparkled with awe. He placed his stubby paws together in front of him and beamed, ”Mr. Bear… can have… morphine? Is it like… perfume?” Seppuku inclined his head curiously as the scene unfolded before him. A smirk played on his lips as he heard Mr. Bear speak of perfume. He had taken a liking to drinking perfume, though, at times, Seppuku gave him a bottle of rat poison instead, playing it off as perfume in hopes of killing the doll. It’s safe to say that it didn’t work.
Seppuku shifted his gaze to meet the woman’s, “Oh… my name is Seppuku and Mr. Bear, well… he’s something like a voodoo doll, but he was made to hold a soul. He didn’t collect the soul he was supposed to, so another inhabited his body, thus making him come to life as you see here. So, he’s pretty much just a possessed, pink, rabbit doll…” By now, Mr. Bear had dived head-first into Enid’s bag o’ goodies, curious as to what the vampriess had stored other than morphine. Seppuku narrowed his eyes at the rabbit, shaking his head slowly. “Yes, anyway… and your name?” He looked back to Phrixus, smiling.
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Illema
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Post by Illema on Feb 23, 2008 1:12:11 GMT -5
Her eyes narrowed and her brows furrowed as Seppuku shrugged off her comment and she was about to tell him off. But, suddenly, a smash was heard and Illema's gaze moved to the crazy vampiress who earlier wanted pants.. Illema watched as she had literally cut her own throat open with the broken glass and.. well.. her inner contents began spewing out in massive loads onto the clean floor. Boy oh boy Illema did not envy whoever had to clean that up.. She had forgotten why she even addressed Seppuku in the first place and she barely noticed him laugh his femboy head off in amusement.
She had her mouth covered, not in fear or illness, but in anticipation as to what would happen next. She also watched as the crazy woman rang the emergency line and before Illema could grasp her head around the whole situation, another had entered to tend to the crazed vampiress' wound.
Before long Mr Bear had moved under the table with Phrixus and began jabbering away about how he'd love to learn how to mutilate and be 'fearless' like that. Illema only chuckled at that. As she looked up, the calmed woman who was.. not so calmed anymore.. began creating amounts of energy balls in her hands.. Illema was curious to know how on earth she did such a thing.. where did it come from? Was this ability of hers learned or acquired by heredity?
As Ebony tossed the balls of energy toward Phrixus, she had leaped up, while holding her head securely and froze the balls on the spot.. Magic? Vampires could use magic? Illema was quite confused now.. Since when could vampires use a form of magic? She didn't think her druidic abilities were magic, they were just traits she rarely used in public.
Phrixus began talking.. she claimed that using the energy balls was a complete waste of time and for sissies. So, this insane woman was an old school girl? Illema did not like using this 'magic' to solve conflict, heck, she didn't really have any experience in fighting with magic. Illema was actually more about causing the lacerations and injuries to her opponents herself.. a good sock in the jaw and a swift kick to the eye... perhaps a weapon or two if they were available.
Illema stayed in her place, sitting at the table where Seppuku was once sitting while he introduced himself. The young druidess thought it'd be best to linger on the sidelines and watch. If the petty fight came to her, then she'd deal with it when it happened.
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Post by Ebony Moon on Feb 23, 2008 4:27:39 GMT -5
While Ebony sat in the chair off to the side watching what was going on she noticed Seppuku get up from where he was sitting and shake him head. She sighed because she knew that he was slightly upset...she thought to herself Damn it...I didn't want to fight her and then when I call her bluff, I upset the one person I didn't want to. What is Reese going to say about this when she got home?
She was interested in what was really going on with this girl....there had to be a reason as to why she was acting out like this and wanting to start a fight with a complete stranger in a public place. She looked around the room and it was covered with blood...she noted to herself that she would offer to help clean up later. She took some of the napkins out of the holder on the table and started cleaning the blood off of her. When she got the most of blood and crap off herself so she turned her attention back to the crazy woman. She noticed that Seppuku was talking to her and that the little ball of pink fluff that went by Mr. Bear was asking for morphine.
She shook her head because she wanted to help this woman but knew that there was nothing that she really could do unless this woman was willing to talk to her and accept the assistance that Ebony would offer her....but NO ONE wanted her help anymore. She grabbed the bag if clothes noticing that blood didn't get on the clothes inside, so Ebony headed to the restroom to change. She chose to wear the black leggings and the purple babydoll dress. She cleaned up her heels off in the sink while she cleaned the rest of the blood and crap off of her. Once she was cleaned up and looked normal again she walked out of the restroom and headed to the broom closet to get a mop. She gathered up some of the employees and helped them start cleaning up the place while everything was calm.
She looked over to the woman and was glad that she was getting the help that she needed and hoped that this would be the end of all the madness that was happening in Chiru's place.
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Enid Black
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Post by Enid Black on Feb 23, 2008 17:37:36 GMT -5
Enid Black wheezed. She cared not for little animal things. Prix was making chit chatter with it and it made her SICK. She watched Phrix rummage through the bad of stuff she had brought and offer to give that rabbit thing her goddamned morphine. UNACCEPTABLE!
As Phrix was flirting with the man who owned the bunny, Enid watched in pure horror as it jumped into her supply bag. Enid shrieked and nudged the bag with her boot, trying to get that Thing out of there.
"Yo, Phrix. I cant do a goddamned thing for you as long as that rat is in my fucking supply bag. Tell it to go play with the other pets in traffic; It seems to like you, it probably will listen to you." Enid winked at Seppuku and muttered, "What's up, man?"
Enid looked for her co-worker Connor and found that he was nowhere to be seen. What a pussy. Probably a newbie vampire, cant handle the gore. Tool.
Enid had a bit of Kerlix Gauze in her pocket. She could at least stop the major arteries from continually bleeding everywhere. Enid slowly came up behind Phrix and wrapped her neck, hoping she wouldnt get a fist in the face. She, after all had shared her morphine with her. As she wrapped her friend's wound, she watched the spew laden woman head to the bathroom, only assuming she was gonna clean herself up. When she returned, the woman had a godamned mop. What the fuck was this?! Was she hired help? Enid thought she was a patron of the place, not realizing she was a goddamned janitor. No wonder she was pissed, she had to clean this shit up! Enid chuckled as she watched a team of germ fighting superheros mop up the gunk Phrix had left. Somehow this all seemed familiar, like she may have heard it in a story once.....
Enid kicked her supply bag.
-Enid Black ~Smilner's Childe BFF to Da Phrix, yo.
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Phrixus
Creature of the Night
I will cute you to DEATH! =^_^=
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Post by Phrixus on Feb 24, 2008 1:42:07 GMT -5
Phrixus was very interested in Mr.Bear indeed and listened closely as Seppuku spoke of him, swatting at Enid while she tried to help just to be a pain. "Hmm, interesting story, very interesting. I'm Phrixus, don't wear it out. So Mr.Bear is single, yes?" She snorted and snickered to herself, hitting Enid in the head for not being helpful and grabbing some stiching thread and using a needle to patch up her neck herself. "You're the worst excuse for hired help I've ever heard of. Go snort some pixie sticks or something, I'm gonna pick me a real fight. I've been missing a bit of adventure this evening thanks to Duddly Do-Right, always standing by to ruin a good time. I hate that girl, I really do, can't see how she has any friends."
Phrix shook her head, not just in disgust as she glared at Ebony but also to check and make sure her head was firmly in place. She smirked and winked at Enid, nudging her in the ribs as well before scooping up Mr.Bear under one arm and stomping over to Ebony Moon. Just to be a jerk so kicked the mop out of the girls hands and grabbed hold of it. "Mine! Rar. I need this!", and without another word she turned to Illema who'd been sitting idoly by watching the entire time. Too close really, Phrix was ready for some fun again and her new weapon of choice was a mop. The vampiress broke off the end of it over her knee and waggled the sharded end of the stick at Illema in the same threatening way she had done with the bottle at Ebony.
"ARG! We's pirates around here tonight says I, but you don't seem on board with me ship mate. You'd fit in better with one eye, allow me to help you get rid of one, eh? I've got a nice black patch with yer name all o'er it!", she took a swing quickly swatting Illema over the head with it not even near her eye because Phrix had never really been in a fight honestly and was just getting the hang of being harmful. "This is how you become feared Mr.Bear, you take action!" And with that she took Mr.Bear by the ears and swung him next at Illema's head. "BITE HER NOSE OFF!", she cackled.
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Illema
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Post by Illema on Feb 24, 2008 2:09:39 GMT -5
A well defined brow arched slightly as the druidess watched Mr Bear dig into the medic's bag of supplies. He thought morphine was a type of perfume? This made Illema chuckle slightly as she raked a hand through her hair. She then watched as Enid, the medic, began to assist the crazed woman in mending her wounds by means of coming at her from behind, though in the end that only earned her a swift punch to the face. Then, without warning she had run over to that Ebony girl, again became a jerk and stole the mop right out of her hands and snapped it entwine.
The next thing Illema heard was Phrixus talking in pirate jibberish while waving the jagged end of the mop at her.. HER! The very woman who's kept out of this the whole time. Well, Illema made a small promise to herself and now she will keep it. She flinched as she felt herself being swatted over the head, then she sent Phrixus a stoic look. Without warning, Illema then saw a flying Mr Bear come straight for her. Illema caught him just in time, she had him gripped by his face at arms length before he could make contact with her face. She tossed the pink rabbit at Seppuku before turning her attention back to Phrixus.
"You need help from a pink bunny rabbit? What a shame, I thought you could fight on your own."
With her Celerity (3), in the blink of an eye Illema had moved toward Phrixus, gripped her 'weapon' with her left hand and pulled it clean out of the crazed woman's hands. Then in the same movement and speed, she turned and gave Phrixus a powerful right hook across her jaw, sending her hurling back into the counter and hopefully re-dislocating that head of hers and forcing the stitching to rip open. Illema didn't exaclty want to fight, but, Phrixus started it.
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Seppuku
Creature of the Night
The Shy One
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Post by Seppuku on Feb 24, 2008 10:50:34 GMT -5
Seppuku looked between the two women, one in which didn’t seem to like Mr. Bear at all. This brought a smile to his face, knowing that he wasn’t the only one. As the medic winked up at him, he snickered, folding his hands behind his back, though he remained quiet, just listening and watching the scene unfold before him.
His attention was then drawn back to Phrixus as she introduced herself, then asked one of the strangest questions…
”[…] So Mr.Bear is single, yes?"
He stared at her with a straight face for a brief moment. “Mr. Bear… single? Ah, sure?” he looked down at Mr. Bear, giving a slight shrug. He figured that with Mr. Bear being a doll and all, he wouldn’t really… have a need for such things. Mr. Bear brought the women (and sometimes men) to Seppuku, not hog them all for himself. Seppuku stepped aside, allowing Phrixus to take the doll with her as she stomped over towards Ebony. He crossed his arms, inclining his head in thought, referring to the mop she had acquired, ‘Since when did the Lounge have a public broom closet?’
Seppuku clicked his tongue as he watched Phrixus kick the mop out of Ebony’s hands and took it over towards Illema, threatening her with a broken piece. Sure, he was starting to feel sorry for Ebony, but he was sure she’d get over it. Honestly, can’t really blame anyone you meet in a bar for doing something like this, as they could be under the influence and not really mean to do any of it. Then again…
Mr. Bear, on the other hand, was thoroughly enjoying himself. Seppuku was pretty sure that this had been the most action Mr. Bear had seen throughout his entire life, well second-life rather. ”Mr. Bear sees this, yes he does!!” the little rabbit allowed himself to be swung at Illema, waving his paws around frantically as if trying to grab her.
”GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!”
Was all that was heard as he was grabbed by the face, his arms flailing about before he was thrown back to Seppuku. He grabbed the rabbit, holding him in his arms. Mr. Bear laid in a flaccid manner, his eyes spinning with confusion, ”Mr. Bear likes being fearful, but… girl-creature did not have to grope his face like bun-cheeks.”
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Phrixus
Creature of the Night
I will cute you to DEATH! =^_^=
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Post by Phrixus on Feb 24, 2008 15:26:54 GMT -5
Phrixus was tossed unto her back against the bar counter, which was thrilling. She loved some good action, even if it meant dislocating her head again, which she did. Laughing a loud and manical laughter Phrixus flipped herself behind the bar counter, took a shot of vokda whilst she was there and grabbed a stapler. Quickly she stapled herself up around the neck something awful so that it looked as if she was wearing a thick metal choker and jumped back around to the other side of the counter. She rushed up to Illema again, with the same Celerity (3) speed she had only with added NINJA SKILLZ, and smiled a toothy smile at her though Phrix was now missing her two front teeth. "I like you. You're thhhhhhhhhhuper!", she spat at Illema laughing still as she spoke and reaching her hands back behind her as if to stretch her back. Only she wasn't, she'd bawled her fists up and flung them back to strike Illema on both sides of her head at once with the intent of coming with a force strong enough to burst her ear drums. "Now where did that Mr.Bear go...."
Phrix ducked down as soon as she delievered the blow and did some unneccary summersaults towards Seppuku's lap where her new friend had been tossed. "Oh Mr.Bear, I thought I'd loth you! Leths never be parted again! I love you I thay!" And she hugged Mr.Bear tight, leaping into Seppuku's lap herself and huddling up as if he was nothing more than a chair. "Leth have some morphine, it will bring uth clother together." She grabbed a needle from Enid's bag and stabbed herself with it, only using half it's contents before stabbing Mr.Bear with the same needle and giving him the rest. "Don't worry. My AIDS are not contagious... I think."
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Post by Enid Black on Feb 25, 2008 20:24:34 GMT -5
"You're the worst excuse for hired help I've ever heard of. Go snort some pixie sticks or something, I'm gonna pick me a real fight. I've been missing a bit of adventure this evening thanks to Duddly Do-Right, always standing by to ruin a good time. I hate that girl, I really do, can't see how she has any friends."
Enid frowned at Phrixus. She thought she was doing a fantastic jorb! She tended to her wounds and even let her have some morphine. Enid felt the urge to punch Phrixus in her face but that thought soon dissolved as she got a friendly jab in the ribs when Phrix talked of the Janitor. Enid "ooph'd" and sat on the floor. She was weak. She could never hurt her BFF, no matter how much of a cunt she could be.
Enid emo'd and whined. Her drugs were gone and no one could understand her pain. It wasnt her fault she was so goddamned broke. She was so lonely for love and attention(which was the REAL reason for her getting a job) that even her co-worker Hotty Hot Hot Connor deserted her. No one wanted to hang around an emo LOSER.
She watched Phrixus go all "Pirate" on their asses, threatening to poke out an eye of Illema's with the mop she stole from the Janitor. Enid shreiked when she saw the talkingkids'playthingmonster tossed like a missle towards Illema. The sound it made upon arrival near her face was spine tingling. Enid whimperedwailedsnot and ducked when it was passed back to Seppuku though it was no where NEAR her. She wanted to get away from the flying furball as he was passed around like a prision courtyard whore.
She curled up in the fetal position, mumbling about pink fuzz, black beaded eyes and "guuuuuuuuu..." noises. Drool ecaped the sides of her lips. Enid stared haplessley upon Illema from the floor who was getting punched in the temples by the Phrix Monster....or rather Phrix Pirate. Enid had started to feel bad about her getting beaten because Phrix used her Celerity (3) LYK OH NOEZ! and her Ninja Skillz to beat up on the woman then soon forgot all about it as she watched her Piratefriend somersault rediculously into Seppuku's lap due to a punch in the jaw. She heard the Pirate say that she loved the rabbit...LOVED IT(who sounded more like a gay pirate with that lisp of hers). She perked up a bit as she watched her share her last bit if injectable morphine into herself as well as the Demon Spawn of Stuffed Animals. Enid gargled, "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!" as she not-so-gracefully stumbled to a running position towards the three. She stopped dead in front of them and huffed, her hands in balled fists at her side. She flicked her head to the left, moving her emo bangs(which made her see half of the world for what it truly was) out of her eyes. She glared at Phrix for taking her morphine, She glared at Seppuku for being a chair and enabling the love between a furball and her BFF and lastly...Lastly she glared the most intently at Mr. Bear. Mr. Bear, the ruiner of BFFs, the evil talking ball of EVIL and stealer of her LAST MORPHINE. Enid spotted the empty needle still hanging from the torso of the rabbit and with her Celerity (3) [since evry1 is showin off der awexome powerz] smacked it away, careful not to touch the skin of the creature. Her stomach turned at the thought of it touching her, though she would not let IT know that.
Enid shouted, "NOW WHAT?! YOU WANT SOME?!" as she got into her feet bobbing stance, fists up and jabbing the air to frighten Mr. Bear as much as she could, all the while crying on the inside because she was so scared. She glanced around at the other animals and pointed at them too, "WHAT ABOUT YOU, HUH?! I EAT TIGERS LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST! GET SUUUUM!!"
Enid's head flew back as she let out a war howl. She was ready to kick some animal ass. Maybe make a cute pair of gloves out of the tiger.
-Enid Black Hater of Small Pets.
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